Cox Rally Little More than Grifterpalooza

If The Bubble Boy of Cascade wants to waste a perfectly good Saturday of canvassing to have a rally in his honor, let him.

In his best effort to keep pretending that he is Donald Trump, Dan Cox is holding his own precious little rally on Saturday in Carroll County.

It doesn’t take long to realize exactly what kind of event this is.

The card includes Dan Cox and his running mate Gordana Schifanelli, who of course have a whole catalog of lies and deceit from their campaign archives.

There’s the “main attraction” Doug Mastriano who remember was subpoenaed by the January 6th Commission.

There’s three-time failed Senate candidate, three-time failed Presidential candidate Alan Keyes, who you may remember from Borat.

There’s Liz Harrington, the one person still peddling the crap Donald Trump is spewing.

There’s Leland Stillman, an “America-first front line doctor” who pushes conspiracies about COVID.

There’s Stu Scheller, a disgraced ex-Marine who has both endorsed Cox and also called for violent revolution against the government.

And there’s Seth Keshel, whose bogus numbers Cox used to push wacky election conspiracy theories like saying Trump “won” Maryland were it not for fraud.

Cox has put together an entire festival of grifters and freaks who have no business being taken seriously by anybody but are adored and worshipped by the Coxwombles. It’s a cavalcade of losers and grifters who are only relevant and only important to a minuscule fraction of the people, forcing them to milk their star power for as much as it’s worth.

Can’t wait until we get the campaign finance reports to see how Cox financed this operation.

While I’m sure that Cox gets aroused by the idea of having a rally like his hero, I can’t help but laugh as to how useless the entire operation is. A rally like this is not going to move a single voter because Cox will likely not let in the media and the event will only draw the hardest of hardcore Coxwombles.

If Cox wants to waste a perfectly good Saturday of canvassing to have a rally in his honor, let him. It just goes to show how woefully unprepared he was to run for Governor and how he has absolutely no prayer of beating a Democrat were he to be the nominee.

I look forward to Cox getting booted off the stage July 19th.