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The Shortest NFL preview out there

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The shortest NFL preview on the internet is back, and SO. AM. I. Each year I take a look at the NFL teams that are out there and do a quick assessment. How are they doing? Where are they headed? And I ask myself, how could I condense that into a Haiku? Here are the results.

2020 AFC East Preview

Buffalo Bills

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Through snow and sleet and

gloom of night, Josh Allen is there.

Is the defense though?

Miami Dolphins

Tua is the man.

Does the man have a plan?

But this shouldn’t rhyme

New England Patriots

Who’s coaching offense?

The coaches won’t tell us who.

I’m guessing no one.

NY Jets

Zach Wilson might like

Older ladies in the night.

What’s he like by day?

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Cincinnati Bengals

Burrow is back with

All of his bluster and charm

Can lightening strike twice?

Pittsburgh Steelers

Big Ben is now gone

Are defenses now safer?

Local women are.

Baltimore Ravens

Can Lamar throw well?

Maybe? It’s true he is great.

But can he get help?

Cleveland Browns

OK, what the hell Browns. I LOVE Cleveland (the city). Why on earth would you shit on the community of women you live in to bring in a piece of trash like Deshaun Watson? To win a few more games? GTFOH. I hope he gets suspended for the rest of the season by Goodell. This might be the only time I am actually rooting for Roger Fucking Goodell. That’s where you’ve left me. I have to root for the Browns to lose every game instead of quietly wishing they would catch a break for once. Damn you.

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Tennessee Titans

So Tannehill might

Not be so great after all.

Dolphins fans get it.

Indianapolis Colts

Wentz out, Ryan in.

That bodes well for the season.

Won’t fix the defense.

Houston Texans

Is Davis Mills for real?

If so what a steal he is.

They just need 21 more.

Jacksonville Jaguars

Is moving past Urban

That big of a deal for them?

Yes. Why yes it is.

2020 AFC West Preview

Kansas City Chiefs

Does Tyreek mean more

Or is Mahomes the whole key.

I’m guessing Tyreek.

Las Vegas Raiders

Davante Adams

Is here to shrink Carr’s burden

Raiders are sneaky.

Los Angeles Chargers

The defense is bad

The coaching still might be worse.

Can Herbert overcome?

Denver Broncos

Russ has arrived here

With clichés by the minute.

Is he still Russ tho?

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