The shortest NFL preview on the internet is back, and SO. AM. I. Each year I take a look at the NFL teams that are out there and do a quick assessment. How are they doing? Where are they headed? And I ask myself, how could I condense that into a Haiku? Here are the results.
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Dallas Cowboys:
Coach McCarthyās still bad.
Dak Prescott is very, very good.
Somethinā has gotta give.
Philadelphia Eagles
Jalen Hurts canāt throw
So they added AJ Brown.
Seems like a waste, yeah?
NY Giants
Jones has been awful,
So they are running it back.
Makes no sense to me.
Washington Commanders
A brand new name here
Will not cover up the stench.
It reeks of failure.
Green Bay Packers
No more Adams here
More mediocrity there
Means a small step back.
Minnesota Vikings
Jeffersonās a stud.
The Defense is not close yet.
Still doomed to average.
Detroit Lions
Getting better they are,
But still very much bad indeed.
Like Yoda I talk.
Chicago Bears
Worse than the Lions?
Itās absolutely in play.
They will rebuild now.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Brady is back again.
The retirement was a sham people.
He is still good right?
New Orleans Saints
Sean Payton is gone
Spending ātime with his family.ā
Can the Saints move on?
Atlanta Falcons
Matt Ryan is gone now
Because they wanted Watson
How dumb can you be.
Carolina Panthers
Christian McCaffrey
Is known for his injuries
Thatāsā¦. really not that great.
Los Angeles Rams
They won the Super Bowl!
That is all that matters now.
This year is gravy
San Francisco 49ers
A new quarterback
A lot of new coaches too
Might be a rough year.
Arizona Cardinals
Kylerās Call of Duty
Is not their biggest problem.
Consistency is.
Seattle Seahawks
Farewell to thee Russ
Rebuilding on the fly now.
Will Pete stick around?